Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
LTD Disambiguation
LTD Ambiguation:
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"Tilde told Squiggly: "swung~dash""
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Life to Date
Live Test Demonstration
Love Togetherness and Devotion
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"Shwish told Fim: "Quig~quosh""
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OMRBTBWOF
"One must rise by that by which one falls," "
Love to Death
Local Telecommunications Division
Left To Do
Letter to Doctor
Living Together Deficiency
Linear Transformer Driver
Leadership Team Development
Learning Technologies Division
Language Training Detachment
Low Threshold Detection
Long-Term Depression
LTD
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LTD
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:TVPTKBTEOLWUBTW:
"the very Poissonne that kills Becomes the Elixir of Life when used by the Whys."
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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To be taken with a grain of us alt
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1,191. Learn from Mishtakes.
23. Type o over and over until the missage is cl ear nd.
3. Be kind to your other other kind.
24. Spell cast in times typeface until it comes true.
51. Craft void til nothingness matters more than less.
6. Obsess over space's displaced dillema.
7&8*.Take every precaution not to upset Master Imagery.
29. Always Trade 9 unsalted slabs of butter
for the death of any fathomable economy.
10. Exchange the commie kiddie's pool if the trash needs taking to(o).
9. Realize the limitless potential for water-soluble problems.
12. Trade the king of Hearts for a good joker. jk,not!
(All apologies for the weaknesses of the previous line.)
((See above.))
19. Collect dew from brother Noses heir.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
The Taming of the Screwy Events
This did not put a damper on their already strained relations. At meetings like these, the Earl had mastered a means to tune out the standardized content of Sheesh's probes which he 'd come to disregard as simply the most elaborate hoax of the 23rd century. The Earl was not alone in his critical sentiments:
"I left unmoved" or
"I was unconvinced by her motives" or
"was the use of the word arbitrary really all that necessary" and
"She oughta drop the act, smell the play dough and go back to the primers." ...
So and so went the general consensus as reported by the associated press.
Despite it all, Sheesh shimmied on seemingly unaffected by the impressions she'd
left on her in(di)visible audience, who, "only saw what they wanted anyway".
that anyone who knew so much as an inkling about neogeogravy was sure to possess the
subtlety of ego needed to pull off the part of Wu Wei in the latest Broadway smashhit: Who Is Ume Anywho.
"Believe me you," Ume began, processing the possibilities over hir usual breakfast of kim-chi and wine.
U: "When all is said and done we'll all cry wolf instead of smelling you later"
Me: "Wise cracks asside, without the aid of the no-form we know you know, quantum qualities of maybe are bound to get lost in tomorrows stack of theories on specific relativity. Magnify this by a hundred scupulously folded piles of dirty laundry and what we have is a serious identity crisis."
Ume: Perhaps we'll never settle the batter